The most remarkable person you will ever meet

I have flown without the help of machinery, drowned yet am still alive, been stabbed in the heat of battle, and watched a cat give birth! While I was alseep. On a number of occasions I have counted the hairs on my head, and each time got a different result. I've had 8 cats, 4 dogs, 21 fish, 3 hampsters and 1 bird. I currently have 1 dog and 2 cats. I pride myself in only stepping on 6 cracks in recorded memory, and have found a wopping number of 1,200 lucky pennies. I lost them. I have answered world renoun question which had been troubling the minds of 5 year olds for generations. There are no skittles at the end of the rainbow, santa clause is not real, and rabbits don't, in fact, lay eggs. I have a smile that could light up an ink black room, my heart is purer than dasani water and my eyes shine brighter than the northern star. what more can I say but that I'm amazing? I am a prodgigy when it comes to literature. I've read shakespear. I've read Charles Dickens! I've even read the dictionary. I have miraculouse aim, excuisite taste and a mind blowing sense of direction. I woke up in the middle of a forest once and it only took me 5 hours to find my way home. I've finished a triathalon, fixed a broken heater, read over 50 books, baked a pie and have gone tricker treating religeously every year of my life. I'm 17. I'm talented in many aspects as I can sing, dance, write, draw, type, gurgle, grow and still learn more! I am a student! I am a great student! I am going to be one of your students!

In the hood

Back in the days of black and white. Black and white. Black and white. Good, your listening. (That's right, second person ) Alright? You ever seen a gangster? Your about to. Do you know what a fedora looks like? The fedora is like a bowler hat, except that it stretches a little farther out and theres a band of cloth around the center head peice. Are you visualizing a fedora? Beautiful. Fedoras go on peoples heads, now lets think up a beautiful man. Don't forget that this in the days of black and white photos. This mans face is as screwed up as a clown on steroids. His hair is frizzier than ur cat after a good run in the dryer! Get this, frizzy and oranger than a wild blaze in the summer season. (Let's not get goofy now) Back to business, our gangster is wearing your typical suit. Black and white. Obviously the jacket is black, and the sexy shirt underneath is white. BORING. Lets put a tie in there too. How about a black tie with pin sized white speckles?Now were rockin. Lets shake it up a little and put a mysterious shade in there. Like they're sneaking around in the shadows. Oo, now lets tilt the fedora to the left a little. Stylish, very stylish. Keep the image in your head. Tilted Fedora, screwed up face, black and white suit, speckeled tie. FRIZZY RED HAIR. Got it? If not, you read this again. Got it now? You better. Now hold that thought. Ready? Scroll down

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If what you imagined was even CLOSE to this, I might not fail english class. Thank you for your co-operation



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Why yes! This is Al Capone crudely made up as a clown! Than you for noticing

That's so cliche

It was a sunny, bright, spring morning. I woke with a fright. Today was the day I go on my first date with Tommy! I'm as twittery as a bird, I have butterflys in my stomache! I'm as hot as a bi...never mind. Doesn't matter, todays the day! My mind is swimming with thoughts of what is to come. Oh and it does, my goodness does it! He takes me to a movie, it's friday night. My heart is still fluttering, he leans in to kiss me. We share popcorn and pepsi, it's bliss. The movie is a classic romance, after the movie he is a gentlemen. He drives me home in his dads car, but I don't mind that, Tommy is amazing. He has thick curly locks of blonde hair, blue eyes and a charming smile. All is not what it seems though, you see, I am the pinnacle of perfect, i'm cheer captain. I have straight locks of light brown hair, blond high lights! I'm delectible, and I just found out Tommy is no longer on the football team. If you realy love something, sometimes you have to let it go. Bye Tommy.

Candy roses

I can see into your heart. I can feel what you feel. I know things you don't want me to know. I can read you like a kindergarten book. Your easy, your mind can be broken so easily. I needle my way in, no thought is sacred. No one lies to me, I see the truths of your mind. It is my curse, my power, my savior. I can shut you out at ease, but will I? You are naked to me, your mind is so bare. Your secrets, the dominion that is you, is mine, mine when I want it. I could screech to the world the dastardly deeds I've sapped from your corners, but will I? I'll leave that for one to ponder, because even without my powers, it's a joy to make you squirm.